OT: Topic del cazzeggio

[wartburg_12]

un pizzico di ritardo ... ma giunge sempre per tutti l'ora

Dài dài che se fanno uno squadrone IO vò a tifare ... e partecipo alla CENA post partita

 

[Yunus80]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – The following letter was sent today by Bank of America to all of its debit card customers:

Dear Valued Customer:

As most of you probably know by now, last month we instituted a $5 monthly fee for all of our debit card users. To say that what followed this decision was a shitstorm would be a massive understatement.
Considering that just three years earlier taxpayers had bailed us out with billions of their hard-earned dollars, it’s understandable that Bank of America was compared to a person who, as he is pulled from a burning building, turns and kicks the fireman in the nuts.
That’s why we are writing to you today with a simple message: “Our bad.” And to tell you that we are refunding the $5 to you, effective immediately. All you have to do is pay a simple, one-time $10 refund fee.
You can receive your refund online, or pick it up at your nearest Bank of America branch, where a teller will hand the money directly to you for a simple, one-time $15 handling fee.
If you do visit your branch, feel free to use any of our services, including our state of the art ballpoint pens and deposit slips. (Prices on request.)
Again, accept our apologies for instituting the debit card fee. We have learned our lesson, and we make this solemn promise: next time we squeeze money from you, we’ll do it in a way you won’t notice.
Sincerely,
Bank of America


A Letter from Bank of America Borowitz Report

Ho le lacrime agli occhi...

 

[Gaudente]

Chiedo ufficialmente a Luca e Claudio di valutare l'ipotesi di candidarsi alle probabili prossime elezioni

Credo che fra noi e partendo da qui... potremmo creare qlcs di interessante e senz'altro più efficace di quella banda di cialtroni oggi presenti in Parlamento..

....ovviamente GAUDENTE è ESCLUSO

Figuriamoci se mollo le mie pantegane pattayane per venire a fare il candidato segaiolo in Italia

 

[amorgos34]

Figuriamoci se mollo le mie pantegane pattayane per venire a fare il candidato segaiolo in Italia

Permettimi (visto che lo ripeti sempre), ma le tue alternative sono :
1) onerosità della prestazione
2) pratiche onanistiche

Tertium non datur ?

 

[Gaudente]

Permettimi (visto che lo ripeti sempre), ma le tue alternative sono :
1) onerosità della prestazione
2) pratiche onanistiche

Tertium non datur ?

Se per tertium intendi sottoporsi all'umiliante pratica del corteggiamento prodromo dell'azzerbinamento , assolutamente non datur per il sottoscritto

 

[Il Conte Pedro]

Se per tertium intendi sottoporsi all'umiliante pratica del corteggiamento prodromo dell'azzerbinamento , assolutamente non datur per il sottoscritto

Un rapporto alla pari, di affetto e rispetto reciproco, non è concepibile eh?
Chiudo l'OT, scusate

 

[MRPINK]

forse quella patrocinata da Grillo sarebbe ok se si riesce a smussarne gli spigoli[/QUOTE]

 

[Gaudente]

Un rapporto alla pari, di affetto e rispetto reciproco, non è concepibile eh?

No.
Nel mio caso poi, non e' neppure lontanamente conveniente.
Perche' mai dovrei preferire un rapporto alla pari (che considerando l'entita' della mia net worth, sarebbe estremamente dispendioso) quando posso avere una molteplicita' di rapporti per molto meno ?

 

[carpe diem]

Berluska bye bye

Berluska bye bye, Sora Cesira canta le dimissioni di Berlusconi | Liquida Internet

 

[paologorgo]

In Money-making Scheme, Greece to Wed Kim Kardashian for 72 Days

ATHENS (The Borowitz Report) – The Greek debt crisis that has roiled world markets for weeks was resolved today when Greece agreed to marry TV reality star Kim Kardashian for 72 days.
The marriage, believed to be the first ever between a sovereign nation and a television personality, is expected to net billions of dollars for Greece’s debt-strapped economy.
The wedding between Ms. Kardashian and Greece will generate cash via a People magazine pictorial, an E! Entertainment reality series, and a bond offering backed by the International Monetary Fund.
Ms. Kardashian, attired in a Vera Wang wedding gown with a full tulle skirt, Basque waist and Chantilly lace appliqué, wed Greece in a formal ceremony that included all the EU nations as bridesmaids.
But even as the nuptials concluded, there were rumors that there was already “trouble in paradise,” a friend of Ms. Kardashian said.
“Kim was annoyed that Greece didn’t pay for the rehearsal dinner and left her with the bill,” she said. “Europe’s used to that kind of thing, but Kim was pissed.”
The friend said that she had her “fingers crossed” that the marriage between Ms. Kardashian and Greece would last 72 days.
“I don’t want to spread rumors about Kim,” she said, “but I’ve heard she’s seeing Italy.”