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Es Vedrà
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Mai ,nel 92 avevo 15anni
Allora siamo coetanei, ma io, vagamente, me la ricordo
Azz pure io sono un ex cestista
ciao amici, mi aggiungo pure sia come coetaneo...sia come ex cestista!!
ne mancano altri 2 e facciamo la squadra
innocentiproject
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Azz pure io sono un ex cestista
ciao amici, mi aggiungo pure sia come coetaneo...sia come ex cestista!!
ne mancano altri 2 e facciamo la squadra
non coetaneo ma cestista (nel 92 forse sapevo scrivere
)Topgun1976
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Azz pure io sono un ex cestista
ciao amici, mi aggiungo pure sia come coetaneo...sia come ex cestista!!
ne mancano altri 2 e facciamo la squadra
non coetaneo ma cestista (nel 92 forse sapevo scrivere
Palla a Spicchi e Perpetual..Si potrebbe fae un meeting in Palestra
paologorgo
Chapter 11
A Letter from Bank of America
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – The following letter was sent today by Bank of America to all of its debit card customers:
Dear Valued Customer:
As most of you probably know by now, last month we instituted a $5 monthly fee for all of our debit card users. To say that what followed this decision was a shitstorm would be a massive understatement.
Considering that just three years earlier taxpayers had bailed us out with billions of their hard-earned dollars, it’s understandable that Bank of America was compared to a person who, as he is pulled from a burning building, turns and kicks the fireman in the nuts.
That’s why we are writing to you today with a simple message: “Our bad.” And to tell you that we are refunding the $5 to you, effective immediately. All you have to do is pay a simple, one-time $10 refund fee.
You can receive your refund online, or pick it up at your nearest Bank of America branch, where a teller will hand the money directly to you for a simple, one-time $15 handling fee.
If you do visit your branch, feel free to use any of our services, including our state of the art ballpoint pens and deposit slips. (Prices on request.)
Again, accept our apologies for instituting the debit card fee. We have learned our lesson, and we make this solemn promise: next time we squeeze money from you, we’ll do it in a way you won’t notice.
Sincerely,
Bank of America
A Letter from Bank of America Borowitz Report
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – The following letter was sent today by Bank of America to all of its debit card customers:
Dear Valued Customer:
As most of you probably know by now, last month we instituted a $5 monthly fee for all of our debit card users. To say that what followed this decision was a shitstorm would be a massive understatement.
Considering that just three years earlier taxpayers had bailed us out with billions of their hard-earned dollars, it’s understandable that Bank of America was compared to a person who, as he is pulled from a burning building, turns and kicks the fireman in the nuts.
That’s why we are writing to you today with a simple message: “Our bad.” And to tell you that we are refunding the $5 to you, effective immediately. All you have to do is pay a simple, one-time $10 refund fee.
You can receive your refund online, or pick it up at your nearest Bank of America branch, where a teller will hand the money directly to you for a simple, one-time $15 handling fee.
If you do visit your branch, feel free to use any of our services, including our state of the art ballpoint pens and deposit slips. (Prices on request.)
Again, accept our apologies for instituting the debit card fee. We have learned our lesson, and we make this solemn promise: next time we squeeze money from you, we’ll do it in a way you won’t notice.
Sincerely,
Bank of America
A Letter from Bank of America Borowitz Report
paologorgo
Chapter 11
qualcuno si ricorda di ResCap?
Ally Financial, the ex-GMAC, is weighing a bankruptcy filing for its ailing residential mortgage unit, according to Deal Journal colleagues Dan Fitzpatrick and Mike Spector.
A possible bankruptcy for ResCap has been long anticipated as a gambit to wall off ResCap’s woes from soured home loans from the rest of Ally Financial. (Yes, this is the same theory some analysts have laid out for Bank of America’s Countrywide unit.)
Here is a look at ResCap by the numbers:
$555 Million
ResCap’s losses over the past two quarters.
$2.3 Billion
The amount of ResCap debt scheduled to come due in 2011, 2012 and 2013. In its IPO filings, Ally Financial has said ResCap “remains heavily reliant on support from us to meet its liquidity and capital requirements.”
$623 Million
ResCap’s cash and cash equivalents as of Sept. 30.
$772 Million
The size of Ally Financial’s equity position in ResCap, according to August IPO paperwork. Ally Financial has said if ResCap filed for bankruptcy, “our $772 million investment related to ResCap’s equity position would likely be reduced to zero.” In a financial filing earlier this month, Ally said its equity position in ResCap was $331 million.
$17 Billion
Size of bailout funds received by GMAC.
Ally Financial, the ex-GMAC, is weighing a bankruptcy filing for its ailing residential mortgage unit, according to Deal Journal colleagues Dan Fitzpatrick and Mike Spector.
A possible bankruptcy for ResCap has been long anticipated as a gambit to wall off ResCap’s woes from soured home loans from the rest of Ally Financial. (Yes, this is the same theory some analysts have laid out for Bank of America’s Countrywide unit.)
Here is a look at ResCap by the numbers:
$555 Million
ResCap’s losses over the past two quarters.
$2.3 Billion
The amount of ResCap debt scheduled to come due in 2011, 2012 and 2013. In its IPO filings, Ally Financial has said ResCap “remains heavily reliant on support from us to meet its liquidity and capital requirements.”
$623 Million
ResCap’s cash and cash equivalents as of Sept. 30.
$772 Million
The size of Ally Financial’s equity position in ResCap, according to August IPO paperwork. Ally Financial has said if ResCap filed for bankruptcy, “our $772 million investment related to ResCap’s equity position would likely be reduced to zero.” In a financial filing earlier this month, Ally said its equity position in ResCap was $331 million.
$17 Billion
Size of bailout funds received by GMAC.
9/15
Forumer storico
Palla a Spicchi e Perpetual..Si potrebbe fae un meeting in Palestra
Ci sono anch'io, giocato in Promozione, ma qualche secolo fa.
bulogna
Forumer storico
Ci sono anch'io, giocato in Promozione, ma qualche secolo fa.
Buongiorno a tutti.
Allora si fà la squadra di basket
Sono 40 anni che gioco a basket, 25 a livello agonistico (B, C, D ).
Fare scelte in questo momento è un terno al lotto: se ci si prende si diventa "ricchi" altrimenti "aih aih aih". Non è sbagliato osservare.
Topgun1976
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http://www.investireoggi.it/forum/ot-topic-del-cazzeggio-vt37507-431.html
Abbiamo il Coach,ma quanti saremmo?Io ne ho contati 6-7..Specificare il ruolo
Abbiamo il Coach,ma quanti saremmo?Io ne ho contati 6-7..
Specificare il ruolo
bulogna
Forumer storico
Abbiamo il Coach,ma quanti saremmo?Io ne ho contati 6-7..
Facciamo lavorare i moderatori
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